Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2019? Vote In The Final Round!

January 17, 2020 / Posted by:

We finally made it to the most important election of 2020 BY FAR! And I say that after reaching deep into the crevices of my corroded brain to dig around for info about a more important election in 2020 that will seriously affect our lives and change everything. I couldn’t really find a more important one, but while digging around my brain, I did find the extremely important fact that Sharon Stone was considered for the Linda Blair role in The Exorcist. I even turned on the news and there was nothing about an election that is more important than this one. So yes, the Hot Slut of 2019 final IS the most important showdown of 2020!

April’s Hot Slut of the Month, The Utah Jazz Dandelion, and August’s Hot Slut of the Month, Mr. B, have already won two of three spots in the Hot Slut of 2019 final. And they will go up against November’s Hot Slut of the Month, Tanqueray, who won 44.68% of the votes in round three. Because I like repeating myself, here are the three who are in the running to be named our Hottest Hot Slut of 2019.

The Utah Jazz  Dandelion!

Mr. B!

Tanqueray!

We will crown our Hot Slut ruler of the year next Friday, January 24. Voting is below. I’ve hid the results so you can truly be SHOCKED by the winner. You’re going to need to hit up Angie’s List for a good contractor who can reinforce the edge of your seat since you’re going to be on it the entire time, I’m sure!

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