Night Crumbs

The unscripted Friends reunion is probably not a go at HBO Max, because “a check is a check” doesn’t apply to a bunch of richies who are already drowning in checks. But really, who cares about them. Just make the Friends reunion all about Marcel the Monkey and give her all the money since she’s the only character who matters! – The A.V. Club

Farewell, Timothee Chalamet’s struggle pube-tee, we hardly knew ya – Lainey Gossip 

Halsey (or “Pink looks different” as my mom calls her) better get used to a crazed Emma Roberts showing up at her house to bang on the door and beg Evan Peters back – Celebitchy

Here’s Date Night but with Issa Rae and Kumail Nanjiani – Pajiba

And three seconds after this picture was taken, Kim Kartrashian’s head was nearly taken off when her asshole ate up that braid after swallowing her bathing suit whole – Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, giving you Nickelodeon reboot of Mad Men – Popoholic

Slapping ass in the locker room may get Odell Beckham Jr. locked up – The Blemish

Five jurors have been chosen in the Harvey Weinstein case and I’m guessing one of their tests involved testing their gag reflex since continually barfing over being in the presence of Harvey Weinstein might be a little distracting in court – Just Jared

Kelly Ripa is totally making a face like, “Which one of you boys wants to get pegged by this penis button first?” – SOW

NooooooOooooooooOooooo! I need to know what happens to that psycho child! – Deadline

The Shakespeare of butterflies is FINALLY getting her time in the Songwriters Hall of Fame shine – Jezebel

Pic: NBC