Gwyneth Paltrow Knows That Goop’s Vagina Candle Is Good For Business

January 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Gwyneth Paltrow spoke at the National Retail Federation’s RF 2020 Vision – Retail’s Big Show and because she is a queen and a DIVA, she immediately kicked out all of the photographers. Yeah, you can take a big, deep whiff of her cooch candle but photography at her speech? No ma’am! She wants you to talk about her vagina and buy her nonsense, but also not look at her in the face unless you pay for it.

Page Six says that Gwyneth made an appearance at the Javits Center in New York to talk about her entrepreneurial exploits. Those being: ruining women’s vaginas and then throwing them overboard while at sea. JK, she also sells you vampire repellent. Before talking, Gwyneth removed all the photographers from her “The story behind goop” talk. She just wanted an intimate place to speak with the 2000 people in attendance who were waiting to hear about how to become successful businesspeople who sell the poors hundred dollar spoons.

Gwyneth talked about sexism in the business world, saying that she’s been discredited for being an “actress”:

“There are different kinds of controversy. First of all, I am a huge target because I was an actress, a very visible actress, and then I decided to be a founder and entrepreneur, and I think that really rubbed people the wrong way.”

She also talked about facing “headwinds” in her business, probably like the fines her company got for their vagina lies:

“I think people have mixed reactions to me and to all women stepping outside the box that they are very comfortable with us being in and doing something else. I have been in the public eye for a long time, and I understood that was going to be something inherent in this journey. Sometimes I think of the headwinds I’ve had to face growing this business, and then I think of some male counterparts who started businesses at the same time, and it’s pretty incredible what we’ve come up against.”

Gwyneth also pretty much admits that a lot of this bullshit is to make people pay attention, which has been obvious since she doesn’t even know what most of this crap is when put on the spot:

“If you are in the news and it’s driving traffic to your site, it’s not a bad thing.”

Hence her sold-out $75 vagina candle. Imagine walking into a room and someone goes: “Oh, it smells like fresh vagina in here.”–What ambience. I mean, who needs a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow when you can just bury your face in some wax which smells just like her cooch? She’s given us so much, don’t try to take a picture.


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