Night Crumbs
Brad Pitt is the new face of Brioni, and the shoot was styled by Jennifer Aniston’s stylist friends. Those two aren’t even trying to be subtle anymore! Kudos to the Photoshop team, and I say that partly because they did a good job of Photoshopping out the Aveeno cream stain that Aniston left on his lapel while humping him in the dress she plans to wear in their re-wedding – Celebitchy
Goopy Paltrow’s cousin is looking at his new wife like, “You know she got us his-and-hers colonics.” Meanwhile, I thought Goopy’s man was Jonathan Cheban for a quick second – Lainey Gossip
Since there’s always beauty YouTuber drama going on, say, “Can you believe that beauty YouTuber drama going on?“, to a youth when you want to feel not geriatric and they’ll think you’re totally with it even though you have no idea what you’re specifically talking about – Pajiba
Blake Lively is giving you ginger Bettie Page in an open-eyed coma – Egotastic!
If Drag U and Queer Eye had a drag baby – SOW
Rose Byrne or Dorit Kemsley without ten pounds of bronzer? – Popoholic
Amber Heard just happened to be papped touching lips with Robin Tunney’s face twin in Palm Springs – Just Jared
If while watching Project Runway, you think to yourself that it would be so much better as a knock-off of itself starring Tan France and Alexa Chung, your dreams have come true – Towleroad
Pic: Brioni