Because Allison and I are extremely timely, we brain burp up about Sussexodus, a week after it started, and also get into everything that happened then to now. From there we get into the Oscar nominations including Allison’s plan to pretty much picket the ceremony in defense of JLo getting snubbed. We also ask a very important question that Reddit asked: What the hell am I supposed to do while people sing Happy Birthday to me!?
Other stuff we cover includes Goopy’s vagina candle, Grimes’ cyborg fairy baby with Elon Musk, the Down Under Donation Dildo, Andy Bell turning down sex from an alien, and one San Francisco restaurant’s $30 slow eating fine.
We end with me going full suburban middle-aged nosy dad by wondering why my neighbors keep parking in front of my house when there’s room in front of theirs. A life: I need one, I know.
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