Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2019? Vote In Round Three!
Two out of three spots for the Hot Slut of the Year finals have now been filled, and thanks to 35.72% of your votes, the chunky pussy wonder that is Mr. B will battle it out with The Utah Jazz Dandelion and the winner of round three. Which brings us to round three..
Round three is a showdown between our Hot Sluts of the fall and winter. Your choices for round three are:
September, Save A Doe Chloe – Saint Savior to the Bambis who repeatedly saved a deer after that deer kept getting stuck in a fence during her run. When Disney eventually does the all-CGI remake of Bambi, they better cast Save A Doe Chloe as the hero who saves Bambi’s mom before she gets shot. And now I’ve got the sads over Bambi’s mom.
October, Cinderblock – the big ole’ furry ball of puss who won over the internet by giving us the reboot of The Biggest Loser we need but don’t deserve.
November, Tanqueray – the legend who has been a legend the entire time but we never knew it until Humans of New York featured her instantly iconic stripper tales and we all became disciples of The Church of Tanqueray!
December, Ben Franklin – the genius grifter who totally trained to be a therapy dog just so he could get a job with the police department and sneakily steal toys meant for needy children in a toy drive. Pimp Mama Kris, who?!
Voting is below, and the winner of round three will be named when we start voting in the final round on the most important day of YOUR life, this Friday, January 17!
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