If Britney Spears didn’t have better things to do like squats with her hot boyfriend or enjoy the simple life at her neoclassical estate, I’d say she should sue the asses off of an art gallery in France who claim to be hosting Britney’s first solo art exhibition. However, according to the BBC, it’s simply not true! It seems the Sympa Gallery in Figeac, France is just having a laugh at Britney’s expense. And I won’t stand for it. Not since that Romanain influencer was falsely accused of faking her paintings has the art world been rocked by such slander and flagrant chicanery.
Even the BBC was tricked by the Sympa gallery, and at first, falsely reported Britney’s first solo show as fact. As far as I can tell, their fact-checking team was foiled by French satire. They’ve since made a retraction. Here’s the Instagram post that started it all.
An Instagram post by Galerie Sympa, in the south-west of the country, said it would host her first exhibition.
The BBC earlier incorrectly reported the claim, but her publicist said “there is no truth to this”.
The 38-year-old singer previously donated one of her paintings to a charity auction for the victims of the 2017 Las Vegas shooting.
The gallery in the town of Figeac used this painting to promote its claim, saying the singer’s first public art show would start on Saturday and run “till the world ends,” – a reference to her 2011 track of the same name.
The supposed title of the exhibition, Sometimes You Just Gotta Play!!!!!!, was taken from an Instagram post made by the singer several years ago, which showed her painting outside.
To make matters worse, Sympra gallery is still advertising this show as if it’s real, using Britney’s own Instagram posts.
Here’s Thee Artist at work. It really fills my heart with joy watching Britney relaxed and happy in her poolside oasis putting Monet, Georgia O’Keeffe, and George W. Bush to shame.
Shame on Galerie Sympa! They need to take Britney’s name out their mouths before Chris Crocker and I file a class action lawsuit on Britney’s behalf. Look at this loser.
And here I didn’t even know it was possible to give French hipsters a worse name than they already have. *SMT.
*sucking my teeth. I just made that up!