Night Crumbs

Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid confirm they’re back together by hitting the pap stroll on his born day. And I know these two are more on and off than a busy hooker’s chonies, but I think they’re going to last this time around (and yes, 3 months is considered “lasting” in the celebrity dating world). Because the sign of an everlasting union is you and your piece dressing like two-middle aged suburban aunties after hitting up a serious clearance sale at Dress Barn in 1985. Delicious Dish, who?! – Lainey Gossip

First there was Young Sheldon, then Young Yoda (or Baby Yoda if you want to get technical about it), and now there’s going to be Young Rock. Something tells me that gyms all over Hollywood will soon be filled with crazy stage parents and the sons they’ll force to deadweight to land the role of Young Rock – Celebitchy

The first Morbius trailer is here, and can’t wait for the insufferable promo tour to begin so we can hear how method thespian extraordinaire Jared Leto has dozens of bodies buried in his backyard after sucking the blood out of people to prepare for the role of a vampire. The good news for them is that they’ll never ever be able to see Morbius – Pajiba

Taking in too much beef is destroying Joe Rogan’s asshole – The Blemish

If you’ve always wondered what Miley Cyrus’ view is like when Cody Simpson goes down on her cooter, please get help, and also, here you go – Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Stewart is giving you “The Craft goes to a business meeting” – Popoholic

Shameless is ending – Just Jared

DJ Qualls from Road Trip has let everyone know that he’s been gay this entire time – Towleroad

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