Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2019? Vote In Round Two!
The Utah Jazz Dandelion has won the first spot in the Hot Slut of 2019 finals thanks to getting 31.3% of your votes. We’re now moving on to round two where Billy Porter has once again made an appearance as May’s HSOTM and will go up against June, July, and August. Your choices are:
May – Billy Porter’s Met Gala Look, the “Mahogany if Mahogany was Cleopatra and Egypt was Studio 54″ ensemble that knocked hos over at the Met Gala and still has me picking rhinestone dust out of my eye holes.
June – Megan Rapinoe, the ruler of American soccer who was named a HSOTD and a HSOTM for letting us know that she would rather never let a drop of peroxide touch her gorgeous “Hermey the Dentist in a windstorm” hair again then eat cold McDonald’s at the White House.
July – Cheryl Wills, the Queen of NY1 who said a million shady words with a slight smile and a quick pivot to A$AP Rocky when a reporter thought it was “cool” that Trump showed up at a couple’s wedding.
August – Mr. B, the cat (seen above going, “Wassup, vato”) who won over the internet with his 26 pounds of fluffy love and is still winning over the internet with his 22 pounds of fluffy love after dropping 4 pounds of chunk.
Voting is below, and the winner of this round will be named on Tuesday, January 14, when we start voting in round three!
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