Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Before you shout, “Michael, you’re disgusting for posting pictures of you and your man drunkenly raiding a liquor store while naked. TMI!“, I should tell you that I wish I had body like that. Those two messes are pigs who escaped from their home and crashed into the liquor section of a grocery store in Tyumen, Siberia, which probably made the locals say, “Why are John Travolta and Tim Allen filming the Wild Hogs sequel in Serbia?!” No offense to these pigs.
UPI says that as people filmed, a trio of pigs sniffed through the store like they owned the place, and eventually knocked over a bottle of cognac onto the floor and lapped that sweet nectar up. I don’t know if it was a genius move on the part of those pigs since they got free booze out of it. Or if it was a dangerous move since people around them could’ve turned into starving cartoon characters and pictured the pigs as cognac-infused pork loin:
The pigs were not arrested and are back at home. Because the pigs got away with it, expect a bunch of drunk messes in Serbia to hit up the local costume store for pig costumes.
Pic: YouTube