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The Buddha-Blocking Pussy!

The real truth is that the only Gods we should worship are cats since they run the world (or the internet at least, and honestly, that’s the world right now) and they are sitting back, watching us destroy each other, while waiting for the day when they can finally take over and show us how it’s done. But there are some humans out there who don’t worship cats as the deities they are and worship others like Buddha. And one pussy wasn’t having it and let a human know.

In a clip sent in by reader Xanthia, a stray cat in Thailand wandered into Wat Udomrangsi, a temple just outside of Bangkok, during a five-hour long prayer service on New Year’s Day, and proved that it’s not a Buddhist by trying to fuck with a monk’s praying. That rude pussy wanted that monk to stop with the “Namu Myoho Renge Kyo” (yes, everything I know about Buddhism I learned from What’s Love Got To Do With It?) and worship it instead. Reuters says that the clip was originally posted by a woman named Nophayong Sookphan on Facebook, and after it went everywhere, the object of the pussy’s affection said that he was trying to do serious spiritual stuff but that cat wouldn’t let him!

“I was trying to read the book. But I was more focused on the cat,” said the 25-year-monk, who uses the monastic name Luang Pi Komkrit Taechachoto.

The cat’s antics also drew a stern side-eye from a more senior monk seated adjacent to it at Wat Udomrangsi, a temple on the outskirts of Bangkok where the cat is known to be a regular visitor.

Here’s the clip of the needy pussy wanting to get stroked (same, cat, same):

Nophayong Sookphan said that there’s a lot of stray cats around there and they’re all fat from getting fed. And the star of this video is a regular at the temple.

So yeah, that pussy probably just wanted to get fed (again, me too, cat, me too). That monk should know when a cat wants something, it will stop at nothing to get it, and it doesn’t care if you’re praying, or crying because you got dumped, or breathing out your last breaths on your death bed. They’d be like, “If you’re breathing, you can feed me, bitch.” So honestly, those monks are in a losing battle. They may as well declare that this cat is their diety and they’re now Pusshists. Shit, it’s only a matter of time before we all are.

Pic: YouTube