Afternoon Crumbs

January 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Zoe Kravitz shared pictures from her June wedding in Paris to Karl Glusman including this one of her and her family. And while Lenny Kravitz did give me the swoons, as always, the picture left me disturbed. Because I’m so thirsty for any sight of bare Jason Momoa skin, I swooned over Jason Momoa going full Jason Momoa by wearing bridal party Birkenstocks, and I’m afraid that now I’m a foot fetishist and a Birkenstock fetishist. I need help – Celebitchy

Speaking of disturbed, I’m also disturbed at how my tip moistened at the sight of a bearded Cillian Murphy looking like an extra in a community theater production of Deliverance: The Musical in the trailer for A Quiet Place II: Shut The Fuck Up AlreadyPajiba

Shannon Tweed once said that she almost left Gene Simmons for being an overall piece of shit (including taking his dick on a coochie world tour), but I bet she really was going to leave him because she couldn’t take him putting ice cubes in his cereal – SOW

Rita Ora laid out a PSA to stay hydrated or you may end up as thirsty as her – Drunken Stepfather

Olivia Munn is truly a shape-shifting face master, because when she gives us a profile shot, she suddenly transforms into my Latina friend Denise from high school – Popoholic

Alex Pettyfer is engaged to Not Teri GarrThe Blemish

In case you were wondering if John Boyega started giving a fuck – io9

Lady Gaga got herself a new piece, or at least got herself a one-night piece for New Year’s – Just Jared

Rapper YG is sorry for his old anti-LGBTQ views, and that’s great and everything, but now I need him to apologize for typing like he’s a Kardashian – Towleroad

Pic: Instagram

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