Kanye West Says That T.I.’s Hymen Check Is “God-Approved”
Kanye West is kontinuing his reign of terror in terms of the Christian religion. He is now bringing up God in terms to that gynaecologist-check from T.I. of his daughter. He says that it is “God-approved.” Kanye, God called, he wants you to stop bringing him up–it’s not working for his image.
I can’t understand why other than a combination of hubris and lack of self-awareness (Kanye’s main emotions) but Kanye decided to do an impromptu sermon on Skid Row in Los Angeles over the weekend. He went to the LA Union Rescue Mission homeless shelter and offered homeless people some food and advice. If the food was good, then cool, but you could have kept that fucking advice, bitch.
TMZ got video of Kanye’s Skid Row sermon and here’s just a taste of his genius which we know he has ample amounts of.
“I ain’t tellin nobody what to do, I’m expressin’ what I’ve been through. ‘Cause you know people love to take a soundbite and say: “This was not exactly devil-approved by the internet,”… They tryna play T.I., but he’s talkin’ about somethin’ that’s God-approved.”
Kanye wasn’t done, though, and vowed to solve homelessness.
“I definitely saw a strong, compelling vision with the homeless problem, and I know that we can find a solution, worldwide solution.”
Here’s the video:
Pay your taxes. Give your money to homeless people instead of buying ranches to blaspheme to the masses. Solved. Next.
He also talked about Elon Musk for some reason and said that his Sunday Service is “an alternative to opioids” and “an alternative to pornography.” Honey if you are going to Kanye West’s Sunday Service instead of watching porn, you need Jesus. Like the real Jesus.
T.I. said himself he was just kidding and probably doesn’t need this brought up again. Sorry dude: this what happens being friends with Kanye West. He will put your foot in your mouth for you, and you won’t be able to stop him. Maybe Jay-Z should re-think being re-friends with him before Kanye reminds us about that NFL thing.
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