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December 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Tema, the holiday-shopping raccoon of Russia!

Going to the store a few days before Christmas is a special kind of HELL and is about as pleasant as trying to keep the loud shit noises to a minimum while caca-ing in a public bathroom (actually, caca-ing in a public bathroom is a less shitty experience). But would shopping right before Christmas be less shitty if your eyeballs were graced by the sight of a raccoon in a Santa outfit while doing so? Maybe. Because then everyone will be awww-ing (or screaming in terror) at the sight of Santa Coon, and I’ll be able to breeze through the aisles and buy my shit without waiting. All thanks to Santa Coon (aka Tema).

Over in Eastern Europe and North Asia’s answer to Florida (or is Florida, the United States’ answer to Russia?), a human documented her holiday shopping trip on December 22 at a supermarket in Kemerovo with her Santa drag-wearing raccoon Tema. Tema’s human put them in a shopping cart and wheeled ’em all around the store. Now I’m not saying (yes, I am) that putting her raccoon in a Santa suit and taking them to the grocery store while recording it all IS this human’s way of shopping for attention, but she barely put anything in the cart! Maybe because Tema wouldn’t be able to fight their raccoon instincts and rip that shit open before devouring it all and then going on a rampage for more deliciousness through the store.

Tema did bestow holiday cheer upon some of the shoppers, and honestly, I’d rather risk getting mauled in the face by a raccoon in a Santa costume while cooing at them than fight over the last thing of egg nog.

And while being forced to wear a Santa suit to be paraded around in a supermarket days before Christmas may seem like a nightmare to some, Tema is living the life:

Because living the life IS being pushed around in a chariot by a certified hot piece.

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