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Primrose Holiday Cut Rock Candy!
December 23, 2019 is the day that I found out that the morsels of diabetes-summoning deliciousness above is called cut rock candy. Cut rock candy can still be found today on Amazon, or some bulk candy store, or in the Christmas-tree shaped faux crystal candy bowl on the burr walnut coffee table of a white-haired grandma named Noreen who screams at her white Bichon Miss Lily to stop trying to get at those candies. They’re for the grandbabies, Miss Lily! But wherever they’re found, cut rock candy is what the angels poot out at Christmastimes. They are drops of heaven. They’re like exquisitely crafted pieces of sweet sushi made by Jiro Ono himself, or maybe they’re like rounds cut from the poop log of King Kandy after he guzzled down a gallon jug of corn syrup. Yeah, probably that one.
Primrose cut rock candy has been around since the beginning of time, probably, and pop up at the holiday times, usually. They come in many, many flavors like peppermint, cherry, wintergreen, clove, cinnamon, anise, and root beer. They’re obviously good for you and I can say this because I looked at the ultra healthy ingredients:
Sugar, Corn Syrup, Color Added, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5 & Yellow 6.
Honestly, for Christmas I want some cut rock and by cut rock I mean cut hard dick (I’ll take uncut hard dick too), but these weird sweet nuggets from grandma heaven are a priceless gift too.
Pic: Amazon