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December 12, 2019 / Posted by:

The Cowboy Pigeons of Las Vegas!

I’d like to think that these pigeons are from New York and got sick of the cold and fighting over bagels and egg rolls with dirty rats and raggedy squirrels, and flew all the way west to hot Nevada to live a new life as cowboy pigeons in Las Vegas where they’d get to relax a bit and go from fighting over bagels and egg rolls with NYC trash to fighting over bagels and egg rolls with drunk bitches and hobos in Las Vegas. But sadly, these pigeons’ “listened to Kacey Musgraves once” look wasn’t their idea and they probably don’t even want it. Some bird-terrorizing demon is about to get a lispy verbal smackdown and an actual smackdown by noted pigeon whispered Mike Tyson for gluing tiny cowboy hats to the head of pigeons in Las Vegas.

USA Today says that a citizen of Vegas named Bobby Lee was the first to let the people know about cowboy hat-wearing pigeons moseying around Las Vegas, and afterward, others began to have sightings of the pigeons who need to move on from Old Town Road already. That was the song of the SUMMER and it ain’t summer anymore, you pigeons!

 

But like I said, those poor pigeons were forced into that cowboy life, and a pigeon rescue group called Lofty Hopes is trying to help them out. The group is asking the people not to feed the pigeons, because they’re trying to starve the birds into a trap. The group, who have named the cowboy pigeons Cluck Norris and Coolamity Jane, want to catch the birds so they can use oil to get those glued-on hats off.

SAVE Cluck Norris and Coolamity Jane (also, save them from those names)!

Here’s hoping that Lofty Hopes get those cowboy hats off of them, and after they do, Cluck and Coolamity vow revenge against the evil bitch who did that to them by shooting them up with loads of pigeon caca until that evil bitch nearly drowns in it (which they will from, like, one pigeon bowel movement honestly). Now that would be a happy ending to this wild wild west tale.

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