An A-Lister With #MeToo Allegations Shared A Dick Pic With Some LA Area Swingers
Here’s good old fashioned blind item for you that involves an A-lister’s erect penis in search of multiple sex partners. Page Six reports that somebody, whom they consider to be A-list, sent “an extremely graphic picture” to multiple opposite-sex couples online within the LA swingers community, without bothering to conceal his identity. Which fine, swing away, playa. However, it wasn’t the dick that caught people’s attention. It was the fact that this particular dick “has been hit with several #MeToo accusations.” Page Six says they’ve seen the picture but won’t reveal his identity because they are a bastion of integrity and restraint or some shit. Cock teases!
Page Six hints:
He sent the super-steamy shot to a series of opposite-sex couples in the hopes of interesting them in a threesome, we’re told. The shot — seen by Page Six — shows the star grinning while holding the camera at arm’s length to show his torso and erect penis. The toned actor appears to be lying in bed.
Insiders said the shot shocked recipients partly because of the star’s apparent lack of interest in concealing his identity, but also because he’s been accused of sexual misconduct in the past couple of years. Said a grudgingly impressed insider, “I’m a fan of the dick and all, but aren’t you trying to be a movie star still?!”
Presumably, James Franco could not be reached for comment. However, Page Six did offer one other little clue that might eliminate James as a suspect/the one who totally did it.
We’ve decided to conceal the actor’s identity out of respect for his privacy, even if Dr. Dick doesn’t seem to care so much about the privacy of his own privates.
James has never played a doctor, at least not famously enough to earn the moniker Dr. Dick. It could be they are referring to his post-graduate work. James was working on a Ph.D. in English from Yale, but it’s unclear if he was ever able to bring that to completion. He certainly fits all the other criteria. And while Cuba Gooding Jr. did play a doctor in Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story, dick pics aren’t really his MO, he’s more of a hands-on type of guy. Also, I’m not sure his torso could be considered “toned” since Jerry Maguire. Given James’ penchant for sliding into DMs and general poor decision making, he’s still my best guess for Dr. Dick. I’m sure the LA swinging community is abuzz with this news. We’ll just have to wait for Thomas Middleditch to slip up and tell us who it was.
Pic: Unsplash