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The Greek pig in love!
If I told you that a horny pig was chasing a human and acting a mess on morning television yesterday, you’d probably say, “I knew it was only a matter of time before those pieces of trash at NBC News hired hog shart Matt Lauer back on Today.” But slap yourself down with a raw piece of bacon, because how dare you! This is an actual pig, and a pig, who just wants love like all of us.
The Guardian says that Lazos Mantikos, an anchor for ANT1 TV’s Good Morning Greece, was reporting from the resort town of Kineta on the devastating storms and mudslides when a hard-up-for-dick desperate ass pig (not to be confused with the hard-up-for-dick desperate ass pig writing this post) ignored the serious situation and went with its heart by trying to get with Lazos. It all started when Good Morning Greece’s anchor Giorgos Papadakis threw it to Lazos and was expecting to hear some sadness since the area has been hit hard by the rains, but instead, he and the other anchors were hit with the sight of a horny pig trying to get itself a piece of Lazos. Lazos could not do his job because the Miss Priss of pigs was clinging to him like my mouth clings bacon, and kept giving him love bites.
“Giorgos can you hear me, we have a pig here that has been chasing us since this morning … folks sorry I can’t stand [still] because it’s biting me.”
They all started laughing before Giorgos said, “Lazos, because it’s a tragic issue and we are counting our wounds in Kineta try and work things out with the female pig.” And that shady pig-hating Giorgos called the pig a fame whore by saying, “This is about [wanting] that one moment of fame … I have seen male and female pigs who look for a moment of fame.”
May pork souvlaki forever taste rancid to Giorgos’ tongue for having the sheer audacity to call this pig a fame whore! The pig isn’t hungry for fame. It’s hungry for love.
Lazos later laughed about it on Twitter:
🙏🙏 @KeeleyFox29 😊 https://t.co/WUAjPTM9AC
— Λάζος Μαντικός (@ItsLazos) November 27, 2019
I’m going to take those prayer hands to mean that Lazos and the pig are heading to a church to get married. True love always prevails! That clip had a better outcome than most seasons of The Bachelor. And the contestant isn’t as messy.
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