Wendy Williams Wants To Make It Perfectly Clear That She’s Not A Lesbian Even Though Nobody Said She Was

November 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Wendy Williams is a lot of things. She’s the queen of daytime TV, for one (citation needed). Glamorous, that’s another (citation needed). Beloved by millions, yes, but also envied by the masses (ibid infinitum). Daring, original, opinionated, did I already say glamorous? Yes? Well we’ll count that one twice. She’s that glamorous. How many fingers you got? We could do this all day. Do you need to take your shoes and socks off too? Wendy’s an independent woman who tells it like it is. But one thing she absolutely is not is a lesbian. Hell no. Never. She’s strictly dickly, so don’t get it twisted.

According to TooFab, Wendy took some time on her show to respond to a Radar Online article titled “Sorry Whitney! Houston’s Lesbian Lover Robyn Crawford Now BFFs With Wendy Williams” which Wendy believed was “insinuating that something romantical is happening.” Dear reader, it was not. The Radar article was all about how Wendy and Whitney Houston’s former lover Robyn Crawford got along great and were becoming friends after Wendy had Robyn on her show a couple of weeks ago, despite how Whitney felt about Wendy. Radar reported that they have been texting each other, and have plans to have dinner together next week. Note Radar did not report that they were having each other for dinner.

After having Whitney Houston’s alleged lover Robyn Crawford on her show earlier this month, Williams has struck up a bit of a friendship with her. On Tuesday, she shot down any suggestion there’s something more going on there.

Referencing a Radar Online report she believed was “insinuating that something romantical is happening between me and Robyn Crawford,” Wendy flat out told her studio audience, “I am no lesbian. I like women for friendship. I like men and I like the D.”

Wendy’s reading comprehension must be about as good as her taste in men because nowhere in the Radar article is there even a whiff of pussy juices commingling. But I guess Wendy wouldn’t be the queen of daytime TV if she wasn’t good at creating drama where there is none. But her vehement rejection of even the thought is pretty gross.

“They title the article, ‘Wendy’s been looking for female companionship and Whitney’s rolling over in her grave because Wendy has found it in Robyn Crawford,'” Williams continued. “I’m like, first of all, I’m not down with that. All due respect to the lesbians. And Robyn is married, she’s got kids and I’m not a home wrecker!”

“I’ve never even been curious,” Williams continued this morning. “It’s so complicated being a woman, I can’t imagine two of us in a relationship. Yesterday after the show, I got the surprise of my life, at 55 I got a period. I can’t deal with two women!”

Like, who is out here thinking Wendy’s into pussy when she was dickmatized by Kevin Hunter (HIM?!!) all those years. I’m not a lesbian either, but I’d lick a thousand clits before I’d let that get anywhere near me.

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