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November 26, 2019 / Posted by:

The Stunt-Driving Chihuahua

Over the weekend, I paid tribute to the flawless stunt driving skills of a black Labrador in Port St. Lucie, Florida who showed off his donut skills for the people. Well, a Chihuahua in Louisiana would like everyone to know that the black Lab in Florida ain’t the only bitch who can pilot a motor vehicle. But while the black Lab didn’t totally bring out the crazy and only took out a mailbox, this Chihuahua is a risk-taking rebel and shifted an SUV into the gear marked RECKLESS.

I have a Chihuahua that weighs under ten pounds, but the only thing he’s good at driving is me crazy. But this Chihuahua who weighs under ten pounds is good at driving an SUV, and by “good,” I mean causing a near fucking mess. The police in Slidell, LA shared a video from a surveillance camera at a gas station of an SUV rolling away from the pump and straight for danger.

CBS 12 says that the Chihuahua’s human was pumping gas when the pooch “accidentally” put it in reverse, causing the SUV to back up into the street where it almost got hit by another car. The Chihuahua’s human tried to stop the SUV, but because they don’t have Hulk-like strength, they couldn’t stop the moving mountain of metal.

The human was only slightly injured and nobody else was hurt. The police say that the SUV had some kind of mechanical issue (LAWSUIT!) that allowed it to be put in reverse without someone having to press the brake.

Well, when Fast and Furious gets rebooted, Hollywood doesn’t have to look far for the cast. And unlike The Rock and Vin Diesel, the lab from Florida and the Chihuahua from Louisiana aren’t going to get into a stupid feud. They’re professionals! Although, they may hold up production by sniffing each other’s asses, but that’s the norm on most Hollywood sets.

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