Afternoon Crumbs

November 26, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Even though this mess was a hoax, I am fully into Mark McGrath breaking up with someone’s boyfriend for some $100 Cameo money. And honestly, in the future, everyone is going to be dumped, proposed to, married, and get death news from a 90s one hit wonder or a reality trick on Cameo. Can’t wait for the future when my doctor will hire Constantine Maroulis to tell me I have three months to live or caught crabs AGAIN – Pajiba

17-year-old Billie Eilish did a time capsule video for Vanity Fair, where she talks about texting with Drake and him being so nice. So, now you can stop screaming, “RUN, MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, RUN,” and start screaming, “RUN, BILLIE, RUN” – Lainey Gossip

My new hero IS Idina Menzel’s 10-year-old son – Celebitchy

Kit Kat has come up with 5 new fun ways to get the ‘betes – OMG Blog

The Trials and Tribulations of Baby Bangs starring Nicole Scherzinger – Popoholic

I know Heather Locklear’s going through it, but still, this needs more Amanda Woodward – SOW

The panty cream-inducing dream of seeing Michael B. Jordan in Spandex might come true – Just Jared

Lewis, the koala who was pulled from a fire in Australia by Hero Toni, is now sadly in koala heaven – Towleroad

Pic: Cameo

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