Night Crumbs

November 25, 2019 / Posted by:

As Saturday Night Live went on without Pete Davidson this weekend, he was in Miami delivering another comedy show by touching tongues with Kaia Gerber for the paps. Never mind that the dickmatization that Kaia is currently suffering from is so serious that she’s touching tongues for the paps, Pete’s mom is probably having a panic attack. She keeps having to change the name card of Pete’s girlfriend for Thanksgiving dinner, and she should probably just write something general like: The Piece My Slut Son Is Humping On As Of Right Now. – Celebitchy

Somewhere in Buckingham Palace, THE QUEEN is signaling for her lady-in-waiting to get her another gin as Prince Andrew throws a tantrum on the floor over Elizabeth Banks being a big meanie to him РLainey Gossip 

An Amanda Palmer should be a drink that’s kind of like an Arnold Palmer, but instead of iced tea and lemonade, it’s shit and vomit – Pajiba

Unmatched: Bella Hadid still is when it comes to her impersonation of a lifeless mannequin – Popoholic

So I guess Kate Beckinsale was one of those kids who totally showed off on the jungle gym – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, but Megan Mullally’s Ethel Mertz looks more like Sue Ann Nivens cosplay while Debra Messing is giving me ginger Tammy Faye BakkerSOW

Everybody but me decided to wade into screaming child hell by going to see Frozen 2 this weekend – Just Jared

In case you’ve been hungry for some homophobic meatloaf –¬†Towleroad

Pic: Backgrid

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