Night Crumbs

November 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan is using her lawsuit against the Mail On Sunday to shit on published rumors, like the one that her and Prince Hot Ginge’s renovation of Frogwhore Cottage included $650,000 worth of soundproofing, a luxurious copper tub, and a yoga studio. So wait, Meghan means to tell me that PHG doesn’t spend his nights luxuriating his freckled hotness in a copper tub, and you can’t catch him doing Ass Up/Face Down (yoga name: Downward Dog) in their yoga studio, and he isn’t such a loud cummer that they had to soundproof that whole bitch?! Now I have to completely readjust my wet dreams about him because I prefer my wet dreams about him to be as factual as possible. Thanks a lot, Meghan – Celebitchy

John Mayer and Shawn Mendes look like a daddy and his twink who have been together so long (read: like four months) that they started dressing and looking like each other РLainey Gossip 

Emilia Clarke says she was pressured to go naked in Game of Thrones, and when she tried to push back, she was told she shouldn’t want to disappoint the fans. What kind of Coco’s audition from Fame sleaziness…. – Jezebel

Basically, Ryan Murphy wants to keep Emma Roberts and Evan Peters employed for the next 10 years – Pajiba

Scarier than It, honestly – OMG Blog

If a 90s goth girl used her time in home ec to make a dress she can wear to a job interview out of the upholstery of the 70s couch in her grandma’s rec room, the end result would be what Selena Gomez is wearing here – Popoholic

Olivia Munn sure gets complicated when it comes to busting out a simple mooning – Drunken Stepfather

But honestly, I think that both of these Christmas movies are a gay version since Donna Mills in them – Towleroad

Celine Dion once again talked about how she didn’t really want to do My Heart Will Go On. And I bet she still regrets it, and I have to agree with her. Because although she will forever be the greatest singuh in duh world, the only version of My Heart Will Go On we need is the one from WB Superstar USA’s Jamie! ¬†– SOW


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