Night Crumbs

November 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Coty bought 51% of Kylie Cosmetics from Kylie Jenner for $600 million in cash, meaning that her company is valued at $1.2 billion and she now owns 49% of it. Pimp Mama Kris may be more evil than an ingrown nutsack hair, but she’s smart for getting her biggest moneymaker to sell before the Botoxed bubble bursts after everyone realizes that Kris has used her Satanic powers to hypnotize the viewers of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and followers of Kylie’s Instagram into buying that overpriced face paint – Just Jared

Fanboys are calling for the release of Zack Snyder’s cut of Justice League, and that’s brought on the hashtag #ReleaseTheSnyderCut, which sounds like they’re asking for the release of a Zack Snyder fart. So in other words, it fits! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Thanks to Prince Andrew being the latest throbbing hemorrhoid in the royal family’s ass, Princess Beatrice may not get a big elaborate wedding where she’ll get to wave at the peasants from her royal carriage. I know, Prince Andrew has really gone too far this time – Celebitchy

Popeye’s Fried Chicken Sandwich has got Chick-Fil-A so rattled that it shook the homophobe out of them (but probably not) – Towleroad

My thoughts on Natalie Portman’s dress are best expressed through Natalie Portman’s facial expression – Popoholic

Blair Warner is engaged and her wedding vows better start with, “You take the good…” – SOW

Dick Clark Productions would like to be excluded from this narrative – NPR

Move over Pagliacci, Kanye West is about to become the biggest clown in the opera world – Pajiba

Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer is showing you that the only things you need to bring on some virginal elegance are a BeDazzler, a bed sheet, and toilet paper – Drunken Stepfather

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