When I was a kid and got computer-savvy, I basically put my Christmas list in a Powerpoint. It had all of the info Santa needed to acquire my presents. It might have even had an appendix and its own app. It was ambitious. This 10-year-old’s list is better than any of mine because she says fuck the toys and really goes for what she wants. As reported by Mashable, her dad put the list up on Twitter as if to shake his head publicly. Instead, he’s probably landed her a bunch of admirers. Greed works!
My 10 year old daughter must be out of her mind with this Christmas list 😒😒😒 pic.twitter.com/Qqsje79rda
— @A_Johnson412 (@a_johnson412) November 13, 2019
On the list are new shoes (practical!), a Hydro Flask (trendy!), and an alarm clock (useful!), but she also asks for Gucci slides, a Chanel bag, an iPhone 11, a “real Bunny” as well as clothes for the bunny, and — my personal favorite — four thousand dollars.
I used to ask for “purfum” too but my abusive parents never got me any! She better at least get the Gucci slides or this unnamed fashion queen should call DSS on those ogres!