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Squeeze Popper Huggables Bear!
In the early-aughts, the toy company Hog Wild (this just keeps getting better) decided to show the toy companies of the 80s that they weren’t the only ones who could bring the fuckery by making and selling the BDSM Bear who is always ready to hit up the Eagle. So let’s recap really quick. A toy company called Hog Wild put out a bear toy who wears a ball gag and has the word “popper” in its name. Who knew that The Gimp from Pulp Fiction actually lived and went on to start a toy company?
Squeeze Popper Huggables Bear is what you would get if a Nerf gun and a stuffed animal bear had rough bareback fuck times in the back of a leather bar. It’s a stuffed animal that also shoots out balls when you squeeze its tummy. So it’s pretty much a plushie’s answer to Cynthia Campos from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
A Squeeze Popper Huggable doesn’t only look like a kinky bitch with that ball in their mouth. They also look like one without a ball in their mouth. This is what the panda looks like sans ball gag. Hmm… my brain is ping-ponging back and forth between two questions: Is that a NOT RIGHT glory hole or a NOT RIGHT FleshLight?
THAT IS FOR CHILDREN. And you’ll probably scream that again after reading the words “shoots up to 20 ft!” on the box. I screamed my safe word “WHY?” at least ten times while watching this video:
I know, even Tim Gunn is involved in this! How could you, Tim! But seriously, you can still buy one today, so if you’ve been looking for the perfect Christmas present for the sadomasochistic plushie in your life, you’re in luck!