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November 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Pissi Myles, the drag queen who became the breakout star of the impeachment hearings!

If marching in the streets didn’t actually involve marching in the streets, angry grandmas everywhere would march in the streets over their stories getting preempted with the even messier and shadier drama that is the Trump impeachment hearings. But angry grandmas may want to turn that crap on, because the first day of the impeachment hearings got a dose of glamour in the form of a drag queen goddess. And no, I don’t mean that bad drag expert Rudy Giuliani stole one of Lady Bunny’s old ones to sneak into the hearings today. Giuliani wishes he could carry a wig with such grace!

NBC News correspondent Heidi Przybyla first spotted the drag blossom in the field of bland suits (although, hello there, bearded daddy on the right) and tweeted the above picture with the caption: “Someone did ask me last night if there’s anything in DC that surprises me anymore.”

NBC News found out that the drag queen is Pissi Myles from Asbury Park, NJ and she was hired by a startup app called Happs to report from the impeachment hearings. Pissi’s husband/business partner David Ayllon says they were looking for a comedian who could improv on the spot and scouted her at her show at the NYC gay bar Barracuda. Pissi also said words to NBC News:

“It’s a crazy day in Washington! I’m flipping my wig over the high-energy proceedings today. Tensions are high, and the bar for who’s allowed in the Longworth House is very, very low.”

Pissi Myles also had to go through security and get her wig scanned. I’m surprised they didn’t detain her since that wig is a peroxide bomb of pure fabulousness!

Pissi Myles’ namesake also approves!

I haven’t even seen Pissi Myles in action and she’s already my favorite impeachment hearings reporter. But I am a little scared for her and she needs to get some security. Because she’s blonde, hot, and has “Piss” in her name, so you just know that a certain orange tornado is going to bust on through to get a date with her. BUILD THAT WALL around Pissi Myles!

Pic: Twitter

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