Brigitte Nielsen Says She Once Slapped Madonna In The Face And Also Revenge Banged Sean Penn

Those who can’t stay up late aren’t the only people who Madonna has pissed off in her life. A new interview with ageless wonder Brigitte Nielsen reveals that there was once a time when she slapped Madonna in the face because Madonna was being “rude” at the club. Which is not the most disturbing thing Madonna’s done at a club.

Yahoo! says that Brigitte Nielsen was a guest host on The Talk and the subject came up of Madonna pushing her show’s start time to 10:30pm, which pissed off some of her fans. Brigitte was staunchly on Sleepy McTired’s side, dragging her for having such a late concert:

“That is ridiculous and uncalled for. She’s not the queen. It’s not okay.”

But that wasn’t all Brigitte was going to say, not by a long-shot. Brigitte once slapped down Madonna and lived to tell the tale on a talk show the unemployed and stay-at-home parents watch when The View has a boring guest on.

“And just a little thing. In 1987, I was at a club downtown with her and she kept stepping on my feet. She was very rude and I ended up giving her a slap across the face.”

Host Sheryl Underwood asked the real question:

“Was it open hand?”

And Brigitte said it was:

“Open hand. I remember just six big guys, they picked me up… and I was out of the club.”

But wait, Brigitte is not done and she says she gave Madonna one more “fuck you” by banging Sean Penn:

“The best part of the story, a couple of months later in the South of France I got back at her for being rude having a one-night stand with Sean Penn.”

You slapped the bitch and fucked her man? Because she stepped on your feet drunk at the clurb? Brigitte Nielsen is ruthless. I’d tell Madonna to get back at Brigitte but violence is rarely the answer and I really don’t think it’s worth it for Madonna to have revenge sex with Flavor Flav.

Pic: CBS