Open Post: Hosted By Tiffany Haddish Telling The Story Of Pooping In A Cheating Boyfriend’s Shoe
Tiffany Haddish went on the Bleacher Report‘s “How Hungry Are You?” show to push all the ten million projects and while she was there, professional basketball player Serge Ibaka prepared for her a meal of worms for some reason. And during their talk, Tiffany explained the time she pooped in her ex-boyfriend’s shoe. She would.
Tiffany Haddish is one for tall-tales. Maybe they’re true maybe they aren’t. Serge is no chef, and for this interview he prepared Tiffany a dish of cooked worm salad. Not to say uncooked worms are any better, like I don’t know, ask a bird. They talk about a lot of stuff, but about that shit shoe shit….
This boyfriend of Tiffany’s cheated on her. On her birthday. On video! Like that’s too many things, so a 21-year-old Tiffany couldn’t just dump him–she had to get revenge. Tiffany–self-proclaimed “Groupon Lady”–shit in his shoe. Do it, girl! Show him what’s what!
“He cheated on me on videotape on my birthday… I was very upset… I was emotional… and I felt like he had poo’d on my soul, so then I decided to poop in the sole of his shoes. Then I asked him if he wanted to go play basketball–cause we used to play basketball together all the time. He had just got these brand new Jordans and he had left them at my house–so I put em right over my booty hole… and… put the shoe back in the box. …Brought em over to his house. And was like: “Babe lets go play basketball! Put on your new Jays! You gon’ kill em on the court! You gon’ be the flyest dude on the court in your new Jays!” And he put his foot in the shoe, and he pulled his foot out–and I made sure I ate corn too, so he knew it was human–and he pulled his foot out and he was like: “Oh my god, somebody–in my shoe!” and I was like: “Yeah, for all the–you put me through now you walkin’ in it mother–!” And I ran out the house, and I knew he wasn’t gon’ chase me cause he not finna track doo-doo all through his mama house.”
I mean slow clap for that. And that’s true, his mama would whoop his ass for that. Well, now we know what kind of shoe Cardi B will arm herself with next time Nicki Minaj steps left.
Here’s Tiffany, she starts her shoe shit story around 7:55 and if you want watch to the end when she eats the worms and tricks Serge into eating some alleged pigeon:
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