Kidz Bop Karen Is Fine That You Hate Her–But DON’T Call Her A Republican
You know America’s political state is messy when a woman who goes viral for acting a crazy mess is cool with people thinking she’s crazy and a mess, but is not cool with people thinking she’s a conservative. You probably already have memorized the insanity that Kidz Bop Karen let out after getting into some kind of driving snafu. Well, she’s fine that we all hate her and think she’s an over-privileged bitch, but please don’t call her a Republican!
A mom went viral after losing her whole fucking mind on a driver who, I think, cut her off? And almost hit her? Unclear. The driver was a rideshare driver and the woman filming was a passenger. From what we can see, it seems that Kidz Bop Karen went off on the driver and the passenger told her to calm down. That’s when Kidz Bop Karen aimed her condescending rage at the passenger, calling the woman a “bitch” and mimicking some kind of “calm down” motion. And when the passenger let Kidz Bop Karen know she was throwing around curse words in front of her kids, she said:
“They can’t hear me because they’re listening to Kidz Bop.”
I’m sure only the classic Kidz Bop tunes. Here’s Amy Schumer’s greatest performance (Amy Schumer wishes!):
I honestly don’t know how the person recording didn’t laugh out loud when she said Kidz Bop. This is art. Also, it’s refreshing to see that no racial slurs were hurled. Low bar, but still. How nice is that? Some regular-degular non-racially-fuelled aggression? Progress!
So Kidz Bop Karen spoke to TMZ and she knows she looked like a damn wreck on that video, is sorry for the way she acted, and that the whole thing reeked of white privilege. In fact, KBK said that she actually “appreciates” the negative feedback. The only thing she can’t handle: being labeled a Republican. She is not! She is just a crazy mom! She said being called a GOP supporter “is the worst insult of all.” Wow, Kidz Bop Karen has more sense than Kanye West.
I think Kidz Bop Karen will go down in the Woke White Woman Hall of Fame for this. Acting a mess and then owning how your white privilege made you act a mess while welcoming the criticism and dragging the GOP at the same time? That’s a white privilege comeback in my opinion. Lori Loughlin could never.
Pic: YouTube