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November 5, 2019 / Posted by:

My new favorite NFL star!

The greatest Argentinian footballer goalkeeper of all-time, the adorable football match-crashing attention whore in Georgia, and the pussy catwalk crasher of Istanbul proved to us that animals make absolutely everything better. Another animal proved that at the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ during Monday Night Football, when the uninvited pussy crashed the field and made football 99% more watchable (football was already 1% watchable because of BULGE).

At the end of the second quarter (whatever that means) in a game between the New York Giants and the Dallas Cowboys, a black cat casually shut that entire bitch down by strutting onto the field toward the end zone. Now, usually when you hear about a pussy throwing themselves onto the field, you might think, “Damn, those groupies are getting crazier and crazier.” But this pussy is no groupie. This pussy is the star!

After the cat caused the pause button on the game to be pressed, State Troopers took to the field to catch the furry spotlight stealer. But the cat wasn’t done with giving the people a real show and dodged, ran, and dodged the State Troopers before exiting the stage. The commentators nearly squirted out a cheesy geyser over this, as the players’ sodium levels hit a record high from how salty they got over a cat doing what they have trained most of their lives to do better than them.

As for what happened to my new favorite NFL player, the cat is still on the loose:

Even though the black cat was only on the field for a minute, they already got themselves a legion of fans!

And the NFL can go ahead and cancel Super Bowl LIV, because this black cat already won that shit, and sports announcer Kevin Harlan obviously agrees:

Wherever this NFL legend is, I’m sure they’re lapping up a bowl of Tom Brady’s tears. Tom Brady knows his dream of winning a seventh Super Bowl is over!

Pic: YouTube

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