Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
We’re just three Hot Slut of the Months away from finding out who will throw down to get the Hot Slut of the Year crown from Judge Rosemarie Aquilina. To me, the Hot Slut of the Year showdown is a battle between humans, animals, and inanimate objects. So far in 2019, the Hot Slut of the Month title has been won by five humans, two animals, and two inanimate objects (both being stunning ensembles worn by Billy Porter). Do with that important information what you will!
For October’s HSOTM, we’ve got one inanimate object, two animal friends, and a human. Your choices for October are:
McDonald’s Plastic Hand Puppets, the hand puppets from the 1970s and 1980s that brought hours upon hours of entertainment to children and could also be used as a highly fashionable little bag. And if there was any back stock, hopefully that ex-McDonald’s CEO recycled them by using them, along with a rubber band, as McCondoms to fuck his employee piece.
Floyd, the 190-pound of Mastiff who had to be rescued in Utah during a hike after he did what I do about three-and-a-half steps into a hike: dramatically collapse and demand to be rescued (preferably by hot dudes bringing a White Claw). They didn’t bring Floyd a White Claw, which is probably why he’s got stage 10 grump face in that pic.
Cinderblock, the Rubenesque pussy who was anointed the sweetheart of the internet after a video went viral of him becoming the only fitness influencer I trust by conquering the hell out of a wet treadmill.
David Cowan, the Atlanta Pride ASL interpreter who not only brought the words of a Beyonce song alive, but also made those words hump your eyeballs hard and leave you wanting more.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced next Monday, November 11!
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