Ronnie Ortiz-Magro From “Jersey Shore” Got Charged With Five Different Crimes For Alleged Domestic Assault

October 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro from Jersey Shore got some really good news last week. He was not charged with felony kidnapping for the messier than messy situation (and that’s saying a lot when it comes to these Jersey Shore train wrecks) where he allegedly held a knife and his daughter while getting into an alleged physical altercation with the mother of his child, Jen Harley. Well, turns out that it’s not time to break out the Ron-Ron juice and funfetti cake for celebrations. Because Ron was has been hit with more charges.

According to TMZ:

I mean, I know disasters gonna disaster, but this shit is dark as both Ron and Jen have been accused of some pretty serious violent messiness. Their poor baby should be put in the hands of the owner of the Jersey Shore t-shirt shop or whoever can go a solid month without dragging anyone with their car or charged with holding a knife.

It’s got to be hard to be the messiest Jersey Shore star. Even with The Situation just getting out of prison, JWoww’s on-and-off again shitty relationship, and Angelina Trash Bags once thinking she pooped her pants before showing everyone her underwear to prove that it was just her period and not actual poop, Ron is still the most fucked up.

Ron needs to get help like see a therapist, find Jesus, or whatever.  Or maybe he could take up meditation and his mantra can be “Rahnn stappp” whenever he thinks about doing bad things.


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