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October 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Jingang, the Marion Cotillard of animals who can deliver a next level death performance!

Marion Cotillard was never nominated for an Oscar for her multi-layered, complex performance of that one woman in The Dark Knight Rises who delivers a death that was so real and raw that I’m sure Christopher Nolan screamed for the set medic to take her pulse and make sure she’s really alive. Marion wasn’t nominated, and I’m guessing it’s because the Academy knew that if they did nominate her, she’d win, and the Oscars would be shut down forever since nobody could ever top that. But someone has and that someone is Jingang the horse!

Here’s the moment that’ll convince you that if there’s ever a big-screen version of a biopic about Rusty The Narcoleptic Dog, Marion Cotillard (and Jingang) are the only ones for the role!

I’ve actually posted that GIF before (don’t ever accuse me of being an emporium of endless references) when talking about a dog from Scotland named Flash. I was premature in calling Flash the Marion Cotillard of the animal world, because that title belongs to Jingang!

Jingang lives on a ranch somewhere with his farmer human, but it’s obvious that he should be living in New York City and starring in Broadway productions of history’s greatest plays. Because Jingang has boiling hot drama pulsing through his veins and he’s obviously the reincarnation of Sir Laurence Olivier (Sir Laurence Olivineigh, if you will).

The Daily Mail says that Jingang really doesn’t want to get ridden (Send them my way then, bitch!), so whenever a human tries to mount him (again, send them my way, bitch), he dramatically fake dies better than anyone has ever died for real before. The footage of Jingang giving the performance of a lifetime over and over again ended up on a Korean site. Here’s Jingang dropping like me looking at my credit card bill, and lying still until the coast is clear. He even rolls his eyeballs to the back of his head. “Hello, it’s Meryl, it’s time to put out my retirement statement. It’s over” said Meryl Streep to her publicist after taking this in equine thespian brilliance:

Jingang isn’t only a master at serious drama, he’s a master of sitcom acting too. Because after fooling everyone, he smiles at the camera like, “Got you, bitches.”

Since Jingang fake dies often, you could say he’s beating a dead him, but still, he’s winning a million Oscars while doing so!

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