Oprah Bought A Fan A New iPhone After He Took A Selfie With Her With His Cracked One

Mashable says that Oprah is so incredibly generous that she will use the amount of money she makes in less than an hour to bless her fans with material goods. What a saint! Move the fuck over, Jesus–Oprah is the true child of God. Died for our sins? Pfft! How about you get me the new iPhone 11?
Yes, Oprah is showing the world how kind and generous she can be, after a fan who she sort of dragged for having a cracked phone screen received a new phone in the mail from none-other than Miss Oprah her-full-self! Signed note and all!
Morehouse College freshman, Olufemi Yessoufou, caught up with Oprah after an event earlier in the month where she was celebrated for the scholarship fund she first established at the school in 1989. Olufemi got a selfie with Oprah, and while doing so, she dragged him for having a busted-ass phone:
she played me 😂🤦🏾♂️ @Oprah pic.twitter.com/1Hyt7jOkDj
— 🐇 (@BigDon0) October 7, 2019
It was funny and we laughed because being dragged by the richest woman in the world for having a busted-ass phone is funny… right? Like ironic because we can’t afford to fix things that she could buy 100 of in a day and lose them and it would mean nothing because she could buy 100 more the next day? So like… lol?
The real comedy came later. It seems Oprah isn’t just a rich mogul who laughs at the peasants’ lack of means: she’s also a woman who will send your broke ass a new phone! Olufemi got a new phone in the mail and Oprah continued her trolling by sending a protective case and screen protector along with it. And a note saying:
“We can’t have you out here viewing the world thru a cracked screen or a cracked cover. The new camera you’re gonna love for sure!”
Update: OPRAH BOUGHT ME A NEW PHONE! Thank you @Oprah ❤️ https://t.co/uYy7QWrPCX pic.twitter.com/q8NugOzalS
— 🐇 (@BigDon0) October 18, 2019
Look at that! Olufemi gets a new phone, Oprah gets some good press, and Apple’s iPhone 11 gets a shout-out for it’s amazing new camera!
And can I meet Oprah and show her my student loan bill as we take a selfie, so she can later send me a check in the mail for $35,000? Thanks.
Pic: Twitter