Night Crumbs
Christina Hendricks and her husband of 10 years Geoffrey Arend have announced that they have split after 12 years together. Christina better batten down the hatches of her DMs, because delusional tit men everywhere who think they have a chance are going to slide in and blow up her inbox to the size of her magnificent chichis – Just Jared
Timothee Chalamet is in Entertainment Weekly serving “if Merchant Ivory did a reboot of The L Word” hotness – Lainey Gossip
In case you’re wondering what Jennifer Lawrence’s after-wedding bridal farts are going to smell like, TMZ says they’ll smell like salt cod beignets and smoked pork belly – Celebitchy
Khloe Kartrashian, is that you?! – Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel’s top looks like the inside of your trash can after you’ve thrown a coffee filter on top of the old, rotting vegetables you just cleaned out from your fridge – Popoholic
A law firm is suing that Panama Papers movie starring Gary Oldman, Antonio Banderas, and Meryl Streep for portraying them…. accurately, it sounds like – Pajiba
Salma Hayek’s Instagram is still where fucking weird meets sexy – The Blemish
Neil Patrick Harris shows off his busted hand but I’m only seeing bulge. And uh huh at “sea urchin.” We know that shit’s from a furious fapping gone wrong – Towleroad
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