Farrah Abraham Explains Why She’s Selling $5,000 A Night “Date” Packages

October 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Last month, the internet noticed that Farrah Abraham, fallen mess of Teen Mom, Mother of the Century, Trump’s most prestigious supporter, 9/11 historian, and star of Backdoor Farrah, was selling date packages on her site for $5,000. It’s no longer on her site, and either because the FBI figured that if blatant ass-selling sites like Craigslist Casual Encounters and Backpage can’t exist, neither can Farrah’s “date night” page. Or Farrah’s webmaster (her daughter Sophia) realized there was a typo and it should’ve been ¢50, not $5,000.

Whatever happened, Farrah talked about her date night package with TooFab at the WeTv Marriage Bootcamp event in L.A. She’s just lucky Drita D’Avanzo wasn’t also invited. Farrah talked about her “dating life” and if you think you’re taking out this hot piece of reality television glamour comprised of more Botox than water, you better have a big wallet because it will be $5000 at least.

Farrah spoke with TooFab at the event celebrating refurbishing marriages on television, and let them know that she is an important businesswoman. And that means that if she is going to take time out of her important life and affairs then you’re gonna have to pony up:

“My time is worth a lot of money. Honestly I don’t really need to go on dates right now. I’m so focused on work and just everything I got going on. So yeah, pulling me away from what I love in my life, I think you can pay me for my time… Other women who don’t get paid for their time and who are just giving their time away. Well, I don’t really see anything great coming out of that so…you should always monetize your time. I mean you’re monetizing online, why not in real life?”

Her time is worth a lot of money. She is really the equivalent to Bill Gates. And this dainty plumsuckle fairy is also one of the “Chivalry Is Dead” crowd and is looking for a man to treat her like the feminist movement ain’t shit:

“I would say that is a danger zone and women should really stay away from paying for any meals on dates. Women in general, like they should have the doors open for them. Men need to prove their worth. Like why are men around if they’re not doing the manly duties that they should? If you can’t inspire a woman, if you can’t lift her up and you can’t help her in some kind of way and make her life amazing, then wow, I mean, I could do everything on my own.”

Errr, nobody tell Farrah that a woman can do everything on her own, or her mind will explode. And if anybody actually contacts Farrah about her $5,000 date package, I really hope she records the beautiful moment of romance, because I really want to see if her face moves when the guy says to her, “Wait, I thought you were going to pay me $5,000 to actually hang out with you for a night. I have to pay YOU? Who would do that?!

Here’s Farrah with TooFab talking all her nonsense:

Pic: YouTube

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