September’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is…

Save A Doe Chlo!

If you happened to walk by an internet cafe (do those still exist?) and saw a bunch of deer furiously hitting keyboards on computers, you weren’t having some kind of acid flashback. It was really happening, and those deers were furiously voting for their savior, Chloe Dorsey, for September’s Hot Slut of the Month, and their voting paid off. Because Save A Doe Chlo easily won the HSOTM crown.

Chloe Dorsey, who probably got Mother Nature all jealous-like by saving a deer twice and giving excellent commentary while doing so, won 53% of the votes. She easily took down Heather Garcia (24%), Daisy The Dick-Nosed Cat (13%), and Avon Soft Pink Bubble Bath (10%).

Queen Chloe will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals in January (I know, I make that mess sound so damn official when I put it like that).

And now let’s relive the brilliance of Save A Doe Chlo:

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On my morning run, a deer needed my help, and within seconds, she was stuck again! The second time was more frightening than the first. We were both scared for each other…! I’m so happy I was at the right place at the right time! #SAVEADOECHLO #stonemountainpark #saveadeer #savealife #loseweightfast #happyday #animallover #faithoverfear

A post shared by Know thyself. (@chloememoir) on Sep 17, 2019 at 6:30am PDT

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: Instagram