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October 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Tropical Storm Melissa!

Hmmm… I wonder why everything in my body compelled me to make Tropical Storm Melissa a HSOTD?! Could it be because Melissa has the coloring of a really ripe avocado and that’s giving my tongue the tingles? No, I’m allergic to avocados. Could it be because Tropical Storm Melissa’s name is Melissa and I’m a serious Melissa Gilbert fan? No, I’ve barely seen an episode of Little House on the Prairie. Or, I don’t know, could it be because Tropical Storm Melissa’s making me think I should nickname my b-hole The Atlantic Ocean. And not only because it’s just as wide, but because maybe I’d finally get some dick since Melissa is a dick!

Melissa is a subtropical storm that formed off the coast of New England yesterday, and when she formed, she had the Atlantic Ocean licking her tip and Massachusetts and Connecticut sucking on her one big engorged ballsack. And of course, Twitter saw dick too.

HuffPo says that Melissa isn’t much of a pounder, because she hasn’t caused that much damage. But Melissa’s a heavy cummer, because she’s caused some coastal flooding. But not only does Melissa look like the Grinch’s dick and one nutsack, but Melissa also looks like a little weed pipe. Melissa truly is my dream piece.

Pic: Twitter

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