The Trump Campaign Dared To Use “Purple Rain” After Promising The Prince Estate That They Wouldn’t

October 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Donald Trump is most likely as dead on the outside as he is on the inside, but if he was able to feel things, he’d probably feel a stinging, but sexy, triple slap on the face after the ghost of Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness slapped that bitch down while sitting on the shoulders of an angel sitting on the shoulders of another angel for using Purple Rain again without permission.

While he was alive, Prince was highly protective of his music and would scratch at a fucker for doing the very un-sexy thing of infringing on his copyright. Prince’s Estate is honoring his tradition of spitting at pieces of thieving trash by shitting on the Trump campaign for playing Purple Rain at a rally in Prince’s homeland last night even though they said a year ago that they would never play that song again. I know, Trump lying about something. The spirit of Prince probably busted out the most sexiest faint after being overcome with the shock of it all.

Trump held a rally in Minneapolis last night, and had the audacity to fill the ears of his supporters with the sensual coo of Prince:

Just like Rihanna, Guns ‘N Roses, Neil Young, R.E.M., Adele, Elton John, and a zillion more artists, The Prince Estate has let Trump know to keep his rallies Prince-music-free. And this was the second time they let a bitch know. Last year, Trump used Purple Rain and at a rally, and after The Prince Estate told them not to, they responded with a letter promising that they’d stop that shit.

Well, I’m sure Trump’s lawyers were crossing their fingers with one hand while typing that letter out, and any educated master of the law will tell you that is the legally binding move for SIKE!

But what’s weird to me is that Trump would want to use Purple Rain. Yes, Prince said that Purple Rain is about the end of the world, and playing it during the campaign for Trump’s second presidential term makes sense. But Purple Rain is also about remorse, something that goes against all of Trump’s beliefs! What Trump should do is get one of his musical friends, like Kid Rock or Ted Nugent, to re-record it as Orange Reign. “I only meant to cause you sorrow/ I only meant to cause you pain/ I only want to see you always crying/ I only want to see you crying under my Orange Reign!

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