Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 10, 2019 / Posted by:

The ginger-topped sparkle rod of Brazil who transformed the streets into a runway in Parée and easily stole the complete show away from a reporter!

Four years ago, Gisele Bundchen announced that she was retiring from struttin’ that ass on the runway, because she had been hitting the catwalk since she was 14 and it was time to focus on other shit. Well, “focus on other shit” was probably Gisele’s way of saying that she needed to focus on crying at the bottom of a shower after witnessing a true runway queen. My guess is that four years ago, Gisele witnessed this ginger goddess (and yes, you hating bitches, that color is au naturale) putting cracks in the sidewalk by stomping so hard the gods felt it and she said to herself, “I’ll never do it better than that. I’m done.”

There’s not much info about this clip, except for that it made b-holes explode after going viral, in part thanks to RuPaul. As a reporter reported from the streets, a ginger vision appeared in the background and turned the likes of Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner to dust with a stomp that they couldn’t even deliver in their craziest dream. The truth is, that I don’t even think Ronald McDonald’s gorgeous Brazilian cousin knew that a camera was there. Trick’s swish and sway comes as naturally as a butterfly’s flitter, and she’s always waving and air kissing at her legion of fans fainting at the sight of her (not pictured).

But that wasn’t the only time my new favorite supermodel made people on the street wonder when did the Chanel Haute Couture show move from Paris to the streets of Brazil. Brazilian DJ and drag queen Las Bibas From Vizcaya slathered her Instagram page with another moment where the most glamorous matchstick I’ve ever seen knocked hos over by serving up sass and ass. This moment was particularly dangerous because that gas station could’ve blown up from being exposed to this much heat!

And another:

This is a very, very, very good reason to move to Brazil because if you turn on the news, there’s a chance you’ll be hit with a wave of charisma and glamour. But then again, hospitals will be packed from people running in to be treated for burnt corneas after being hit with this much flaming hot sparkle.

Pic: Twitter

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