Based On His Name, Lauren Conrad Gave Birth To An Old-Timey Children’s Book Character (Who Might Be Peter Rabbit’s Enemy)

October 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Lauren Conrad did not return to the new season of The Hills and instead she created a second human. Specifically, a second baby boy named Charlie Wolf Tell. I get that LC needs to stay on brand as being whimsical and needs to give her son a name she can later use for a kid’s line for Kohl’s. But she’s really wasting her husband’s last name of Tell by not naming one of her kids Kissyn or Showyn, or done a half-assed tribute to Antoine Dodson by naming him Runnyn. But no, she had to go with boring Charlie Wolf!

Lauren Conrad announced the news of her second kid with a very Lauren Conrad picture of her and her husband William Tell looking really excited about their second baby by making an “eh” face. As I said above, Charlie Wolf is LC and William’s second son. They already have 2-year-old Liam James Tell, who is also making that “eh” face.

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Our sweet baby boy, Charlie Wolf Tell, has arrived!

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It’s actually a good idea that LC didn’t do The Hills, because if she stayed on, she would have to worry about Heidi Montag trying to sing Charlie Wolf a Christian Pop Skank anthem as a lullaby. Though……who’s going to teach him about diversity if Heidi’s not around? That said, congrats to them, and keep making wise decisions and always, always, always keep that baby away from Brody Jenner!


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