Sophie Turner Dragged Diet Tea-Pushing Instagram Influencers

October 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Much like the original Instagram diarrhea tea warrior Jameela Jamil, Sophie Turner also has a big problem with Instagram influencers who push laxatives disguised as tummy-flattening teas and shakes. And just like Jameela before her, Sophie decided to let everyone know how stupid she thinks Instagram diet culture is by making a little #sponcon parody video.

People notes that Sophie posted an Instagram Story yesterday in which she came hard for the “hey you guys” crowd that are forever taking a check in exchange for pushing drinkable diet garbage to their followers. Sophie got dressed up in what appears to be the Christian Wife Fall costume, and covered her face in a drowsy-eyed lip-plumping filter that screams, “Kylie will feel personally attacked by this.” Sophie, with a fake American accent, says:

“Hey you guys, just kind of going for my influencer look today. Today I just wanted to promote this new powdered stuff that you put in your tea, and basically it makes you shit your brains out. And is totally really really bad for me to be promoting to young women and young people everywhere, but I don’t really give a fuck because I’m getting paid money for it. Influencer life!”

As you may recall (from their many weddings), Sophie is married to Joe Jonas, who is the brother of Kevin Jonas, who is married to Danielle Jonas, who is no stranger to pushing diarrhea tea on Instagram. Which means their next family get-together might get a little awkward.

Or maybe it won’t be awkward at all? There is a chance that Sophie is a better actress than she thinks she is, and the sarcasm will blow right over Danielle’s head and she’ll say, “Sophie, I didn’t realized you also got hooked up with a detox tea company! Good for you! It just sucks that Instagram now requires you to be transparent about how the tea is basically just liquid laxative that makes you violently shit your pants.

Meanwhile, Priyanka Chopra will be laughing while secretly praying Sophie doesn’t start doing videos for every shameless sponsored cash grab. Because those gift registries would make some pretty good Instagram Story parody content material.


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