Night Crumbs

Meanwhile on Long Island, a deer took “walks-in welcome” to a whole new level when it busted through the window of a salon and nearly took off the head of a waiting customer before wreaking havoc. If I was that waiting customer, I’d tell that deer it’s lucky that I hadn’t had my hair done yet. Because imagine if you just got your hair done and Bambi’s methed-out nephew took your head off. The worst. – OMG Blog

I see that Angelina Jolie is embracing her ice queen reputation by wearing air conditioning filters that were dyed purple – Lainey Gossip 

The children of Prince Carl and Princess Madeline of Sweden are longer part of the royal house, which means in the future they can still say, “Bitch, don’t you know I’m a prince!”, when getting checked by a bouncer at a club, but they don’t have to do any of those boring royal duties – Celebitchy

I guess Hilarie Burton and Jeffrey Dean Morgan figured, “Eh, we’ve been together ten years and had a good run, let’s fuck it all up by getting married!” – Just Jared

Here I was thinking that all dick cakes were beautiful works of art until I saw this sad half-assed dick cake. But I still would – Drunken Stepfather

One of the Hanson brothers found himself laid up in the hospital after his ribs, collarbone, and scapula got MMMBop’d in a motorcycle accident – SOW

Sesame Street is moving to HBO Max, and some people are pissed, but what they should really be pissed about is Elmo getting a talk show. Hasn’t Elmo been through enough (see: THIS)?! – Pajiba

Christina Hendricks is giving you Anne of Green Gables if Anne of Green Gables was rebooted by Michael Bay – Popoholic

Alex Trebek says his hosting skills are “starting to diminish” because of cancer, but yet, he’s still the best in the game – EW

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