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October 6, 2019 / Posted by:

The King of the State Fair of Texas!

You’re probably looking at that screen shot and thinking, “Michael, you evil bitch, why are you spoiling the end of Game of Thrones where George R.R. Martin shows up at the end and reveals that the real Game of Thrones throne is an opulent and majestic motorized leather La-Z-Boy!” To which I say to you, please, as if Game of Thrones had production values like this!

Motorized La-Z-Boys have been done before (I mean, any highly-educated U.S. historian will tell you that this country’s founding fathers rode into the signing of the Declaration of Independence in a motorcade of Motorized La-Z-Boys) and Deirdre just wrote about the new two-seat chariot of ‘Murica. But at the State Fair of Texas in Dallas last week, a regal sight graced the eyes of the people there when Cowboy Santa came riding in on a magnificent magical throne while waving to the loyal subjects in front of him, who are undoubtedly bowing down, unlike the treasonous peasants who stayed standing (and are probably in jail now for doing so):

So it looks like he’s wearing jorts… on a motorized La-Z-Boy… at a state fair in Texas… and he may be on his way to feast on a truly royal American feast (read: a double deep fried chicken and donuts sandwich). Screw, the King of the State Fair of Texas title. The King of America has been found!

Pic: YouTube

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