Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 4, 2019 / Posted by:

You might be looking at that grainy security cam still and wondering why I would give the HSOTD title to child in a Batman costume throwing a sombrero piñata into a pool. But that grainy security cam still is of a cat busting out a Nomi Malone on another cat.

Beauty YouTuber Laura Lee tweeted that one of her cats came into the house all wet, so she looked at footage from her backyard security cam to see what happened in The Case Of The Wet Pussy. What she found was that one of her cats is a diabolical villain who pushed its cat sibling into the pool. Presenting the pussy reboot of The Good Son called The Good Cat Son.

As for why that cat would make another cat’s nightmare come true by pushing it into water, Laura Lee believes that the tuxedo cat was getting revenge on the calico cat for giving it a violent rim job:

Laura Lee is that beauty YouTuber who tried to push every invisible tear out of her dried-up ducts while fake apologizing for some old racist tweets. So maybe there’s something more to this. Maybe the tuxedo cat mistook that pool for the ocean and before pushing the calico one said, “Bitch, swim for help, so we can be rescued from this crazy mess!” Or maybe the tuxedo cat thought that if it pushes the calico one into the pool, it’ll be imprisoned for attempted murder which is better than living with Laura Lee. Definitely one of those.

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