Angelina Jolie Will Reportedly “Never Get Married Again”

October 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Us Weekly says that Angelina Jolie is SCARRED from marriage after getting married three times. Oh wow, I wonder why? I wonder what about her previous marriage would have led her to the conclusion that perhaps coupling up legally was not for her? I guess we’ll never know. Just kidding, we do know, because a source is telling us. And apparently it’s all Brad’s fault since he “pressured” her into it the last time.

Since Brangelina’s divorce battle, which is still going, is never-ending and will outlive us all, we’re still hearing about the messiness involved, like how Maddox, has an awful relationship with his dad and Angelina may be pulling her son’s strings to make Brad look bad.

And now, sources are saying that if Angie listened to Angie, she wouldn’t be in the middle of a divorce battle, because she never wanted to legally become a Jolie-Pitt in the first place. And this is a coming a day after we heard Angelina saying that she’s felt “cornered” before. That source has impeccable timing!

Angie and Brad got married at their wine vineyard in France on August 23, 2014, and August 23, 2014 is now the date of her final wedding, apparently. That source tells Us Weekly that her wedding finger will stay bare FOREVER and it would’ve been bare if it wasn’t for Brad’s damn pressuring!

The 44-year-old actress “will never get married again,” the source says, claiming she never wanted to tie the knot in the first place. “She felt that Brad pressured her.”

Brad and Angie share their child army: Maddox, 18, Pax, 15, Zahara, 14, Shiloh, 13, and Knox & Vivienne, 11, and have reached a custody agreement for the kids but have yet to actually technically divorce. So yeah, Angie won’t be ever marrying again since polygamy is illegal in a lot of places. But please, Angie will definitely get married again, and when she does, Us Weekly’s source will pop up again to say, “What she meant at the time is that she will never get married again…. to a cornering drunk garbage asshole.”


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