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October 1, 2019 / Posted by:

The first Birds of Prey trailer has landed on the internet, and that movie really should’ve been called THE HARLEY QUINN MOVIE (Featuring Some Other Of Those Birdies). But I’m into it for two reasons: 1. I am into Margot Robbie giving us a messy version of Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend co-starring extras from the Eyes Wide Shut orgy scene. And 2. This is a DC movie that’s not calledĀ Joker. – Lainey GossipĀ 

Because I have corroded jizz balls for brains, it took me a minute to realize that Renee Zellweger wasn’t declaring herself an LGBTQ+ queen with that rainbow umbrella at the Judy premiere. She was OBVIOUSLY paying homage to the legendary gym class parachuteCelebitchy

Batwoman, aka Ruby Rose, shared a surgery video of her doctor operating on two herniated discs, and I normally don’t watch surgery videos because if I want to see a gory mess, I’ll just look at my life choices. But I watched for two words: hot doctor – Pajiba

Entertainment Tonight made Megan Fox take a journey through all her old faces – OMG Blog

When you’ve got a fancy event to go to and you have nothing to wear except for a burlap sack, throw that shit on your body and work it like Kate Upton did – Popoholic

Chelsea Hander’s chichis are back on Instagram, and she’s either calling her titties old or she’s giving a titty show to the oldies – Drunken Stepfather

In Japan, Ronald McDonald doesn’t only cause you to cream out a stream of creamy ranch by looking like Carrot Top, but his pubes are the kind of pubes you want to get stuck in your teeth – SOW

“Pooooooooor que!!!!!” screamed the one person who watched all of Grand Hotel, and that one person was me – Just Jared

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