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Now that Reese Witherspoon is on TikTok, I hope it’s only a matter of time before her fourth spiked sweet tea of the night breaks down her wholesome cool mom image and awakens her inner Laura Jeanne Poon and she goes all the way off in a video after someone fucks with her. Although, there’s no way she’s going to bring the pissed-off emotion that TikTok-er (that’s what we’re calling them, right?) missy0718 did when she claims some “hoity-toity, rich, privileged, entitled youngin’” tried to shut her up and called her a whore at her son’s soccer game. Instead of ending up in handcuffs after beating the hoity-toity out of a privileged little bitch, this soccer mom decided to calmly remove herself from the situation and whip a trick with her words in a video that has since gone viral and probably earned her thousands of more TikTok followers. Take that, hoity-toity, rich privileged, entitled youngin’!
The piping hot reading from Tatianna’s NOT THE ONE auntie starts off pretty BAM (Basic Angry Mom) with her explaining what went down and threatening to put the sock in soccer on a little bitch.
“So story time. I am on the soccer field, actually, I am off of the soccer field, watching my son, U-14, from a distance. Why you ask? Because some hoity-toity, rich, privileged, entitled youngin’ decided, as I’m cheering my son’s team on, to say, ‘Shut up, whore.’ Look here, you little bitch, the only thing that’s going to shut up is you when I beat you like you’re my own.”
Sure, she threatened a beating on someone, but that’s what many a BAM has said while angrily speaking to the manager at HomeGoods about an expired coupon that the cashier refused to honor. But then missy0718 took it to a whole other direction with this:
“And the only thing that’s a whore is going to be your mom after I make her swallow my dick and pimp her ass out. You can take me out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of me. So I have vacated myself so that I don’t get arrested, because these people don’t throw hands like we used to back in the day. They call the cops, like the scared little bitches [they are].”
Somewhere in the afterworld, William Shakespeare is slapping himself in the head repeatedly, because he wishes his brain would’ve spit out prose like that while writing a monologue for Lady Macbeth.
The words are even better when missy0218 delivers them. The shaking phone just adds to the theatrical drama of it all.
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I quickly went through missy0218’s TikTok page to see if there’s an update, because I need to know if hoity-toity youngin’ kept her mouth in the cállate la boca positionor if she grabbed her mom and entered the witness protection program. Who knows, but for a few seconds there, I didn’t believe missy0718 and thought she was just laying on some scripted dramatics for her TikTok audience. Then I saw her tongue ring and thought, yup, she means it!
Pic: TikTok