Archives: October 2019

Lori Loughlin May Cop A Plea Deal After All, And Her Daughters Are Officially No Longer USC Students

October 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Lori Loughlin‘s life has been in a tail-spin ever since her own greed, hubris, and pride got the best of her and she  pleaded not guilty to the allegations laid against her in the College Admissions Scandal. Operation Varsity Blues uncovered $500,000 of alleged bribery money used by Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo for allegedly getting her two daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, into USC. The feds allege that Lori used that $500,000 to falsify rowing credentials for her daughters. Welp, the government got her good, and her not-guilty plea turned into more charges, which turned into a lifetime of HELL and TORMENT!

Well, listen, Lori’s fellow College Admissions Scandal schemer Felicity Huffman is flourishing in prison. Not only is she almost done with her sentence and will be out in time for Sunday Night Football, jail life isn’t so bad since she has a tanning area and foosball and shit. So now Lori’s looking at Felicity’s slap on the wrist and thinking: “I am also a rich famous white woman–perhaps I will also get a slap on the wrist? …Maybe I should take a plea?” Took her long enough.

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Birthday Sluts

October 22, 2019 / Posted by:
Bob Odenkirk (57)
21 Savage (27)
Sofia Vassilieva (27)
Jonathan Lipnicki (29)
Zac Hanson (34)
Michael Fishman (38)
Jon Foreman (43)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (44)
Carmen Ejogo (46)
Saffron Burrows (47)
Rachel Campos-Duffy (48)
Spike Jonze (50)
Jay Johnston (51)
Shelby Lynne (51)
Shaggy (51)
Carlos Mencia (52)

Pic: Getty/AMC

Valeria Golino (54)
Brian Boitano (56)
Marc Shaiman (60)
Bill Condon (64)
Jeff Goldblum (67)
Deepak Chopra (72)
Jan De Bont (76)
Catherine Deneuve (76)
Tony Roberts (80)
Derek Jacobi (81)
Christopher Lloyd (81)
Annette Funicello (1942-2013)
Joan Fontaine (1917-2013)
Curly Howard (1903-1952)
Sarah Bernhardt (1844-1923)

Night Crumbs

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Keto can eat shit. And Paleo can suck a dirty taint. Because my new weight-loss and appetite suppression program is called: Reading The Headline “Did Prince Andrew Have An Orgy With Jeffrey Epstein?” Every Time I Get Hungry – Lainey Gossip 

Maleficent 2 may not even turn a profit, so I guess there’s a good chance we won’t get to see Disney further ruin and slander the beautiful heartless demon image of Maleficent by making her show warmth for a human in a third move – Celebitchy

That first ugly Belgian house looks like it’s really happy about being ugly. That’s inspirational – OMG Blog

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Francis Ford Coppola Also Thinks That Marvel Movies Are Trash

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Francis Ford Coppola, the man who directed Captain EO, the WORST Star Wars movie ever made, has decided to get into the debate over what can be classified as “cinema”. Francis is with Martin Scorsese on this one, and thinks Marvel movies don’t count as cinema because they have nothing to teach us. He’s even went a step further saying that Marty was being too kind. Francis thinks they’re “despicable” and urged them to get off his lawn immediately.

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Zooey Deschanel And Jonathan Scott Went Instagram Official

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

One month in, and Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott continue to prove that no, you didn’t have a weird New Girl/Property Brothers cross-over dream, and that they really are dating. They’ve been photographed together, and they made their live television debut in the audience of Dancing With The Stars almost three weeks ago. But because the year is 2019, and nothing matters unless it happens on Instagram, Zooey and Jonathan did what they had to do and have gone Instagram official.

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